CRITICAL FAILURE

[Professor Plum]

/LOLING FOREVER

This is why you don't do drugs. Check out what my idiot neighbor did.

[edit] Oh, and btw, this is not a case of someone just driving off the road by accident; he reversed into the lake.

[oppy]

LMAOOOO- VERY CLASSY, PLUM'S NEIGHBOR. Ffff- I used to have this neighbor who was the craziest heroin addict. He never ran his car into a lake, though.

[babby]

YOUR NEIGHBOR IS MOLDOVA??--

pfffttt the craziest stuff used to happen in my old neighborhood. One house burned down and singed the house next to it. When the police wen in the singed house to look for damage they found soooo much marijuana. XD

another time one of my neighbors was keeping an ocelot illegally (IS there a legal way to own an ocelot?) and it escaped, we couldn't leave our houses till it was found XD

[Professor Plum]

oppy: Like true Iranians, me, my brother, and my dad all stood outside the fence and were entertained at our neighbor's expense. B) /shot

babby: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING. XD lol we've had a couple of people busted for drug dealing in my neighborhood. One house has been abandoned because of it for ages. The swingset in the backyard can still clearly be seen. :\ And PFFFT WHAT why would anyone even want an ocelot to begin with?? XD

[panicsheep]

lmao oh man, the druggies in my town/school are so boring compared to you guys. /shot down I don't think I can remember if anyone has done anything crazy because of drugs.

oh wow. Revolver Ocelot? XD Someone in part of my town released an alligator into the river, but it was caught. Big whoop :I My papa told me about when he worked on a ship in the army during WW2, and he found a cobra that had gotten loose. The same guy who bought it wanted it to get rid of mice.../facepalm. The dude also tried to buy a leopard. :I

[Professor Plum]

lol Drug use here is pretty recreational, but I still don't talk to people about it (BECAUSE I'M A STIFF AND I LIVE A DRY LIFESTYLE. :I), so there may be even crazier stories, idk.

lmao, that's the first thing I thought of, too. XD Hurr we have cottonmouths, copperheads, and a plethora of other snakes...in our backyard. ONE WRONG STEP IN TEXAS, AND YOU DIE. /shot There used to be alligators in our area, too, but not anymore. And one time I was washing my hands in the creek, and it turned out what I thought was a big log next to my hand was actually one of these mofos: 4.bp.blogspot.com/_pLdmUiXGrWc/TB8nfYF55mI/AAAAAAAAAAU/WMxtKWR-Onw/s1600/ILAlligatorGar.jpg

[panicsheep]

Yep, same here with snakes and druggies. One time my dad and I were using this paddle boat on a lake and a cottonmouth swam right past us. Then my mom found this white-striped snake in our laundry room. :I But black snakes are most common around here. I'm more scared of spiders than snakes, really.

and there are Gar everywhere in SC. In the lake, in the ocean, in the pond. They're a pest, and you can't eat them. I saw where one grew up to 16 feet once. :U

[babby]

Random druggie story: I have a friend that went to see The speed racer movie while on acid, and I asked him how it was, he was like, "I DON'T REMEMBER PISSIN MYSELF,BUT I GUESS I DID."

I know all the druggies but I am too lazy to care about it all XD

[Professor Plum]

@panic: lol I am not so scared of snakes and spiders, it's the tree roaches here that terrify me to no end. /shudder And whuuuuut I was under the impression that gar were only freshwater fish, for some reason. EITHER WAY, THEY ARE HIDEOUS CREATURES.

babby: idk about him, but...for me, that would be a good reason to quit. Forever. XD