Words of wisdom by Itakshir

[babby]

So I've recently been getting into the Ricky Gervais show and his xfm show and all that, and theres a guy on there that just totally reminds me of Itak XD He didn't go to school, and he's just this innocent type of ignorant, and when you really think about what he says... It's sort of genius, it's so simple. XD

For example... He thought Anne Frank was just trying to avoid paying rent. And that the reason why none of the animals on Noah's Ark (which he believes really happened, because it's "written down in book form") ate each other was because "in a crisis everyone pulls together."

And the quote that is sooo Itak XD:

"They keep saying that sea levels are rising an all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science."

Ladies and Gentlemen... I give you, Karl Pilkington: www.pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Karl_Pilkington_Quotes_By_Topic

You can YouTube it, too XD

[lesscreative]

Lol I love Karl
he's absolutely brilliant
they are so mean to him though XD

"Who the fuck is Clive Warren?!"
"You know the guy for the closer."

[babby]

Ricky can be a bit mean at times, but I think Karl knows it and doesn't really give a crap XD

I listened to one where they were asking him to say how he would make animals useful XD "Take an octopus... Just look at it, it doesn't even have a body. Give it a body. What does it need all them legs for? And I read somewhere in a book that it canfit in a jar. Why would it want to go in a jar? Give it bones, so it doesn't have to go into jars."

[Professor Plum]

Oh my god, I am laughing so hard at all of this. This is so Itak. XDDDD

"I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff." I feel this explains a lot. :I XD

[babby]

The guy's voice is so innocently adorable XD

Itak should have his own radio station on campus.

And talk.

And come up with stuff. XD